iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

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(Source: pokemonhub, via hate)

oksoitsmeagain:

sooo-two-years-ago:

all the other kids with the

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better run, better run
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Wat

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angryplum:

shsl-pornstar:

man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

(Source: hillaryrodhamclintonofficial, via maquinasencilla)

When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

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Reality:

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trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

(via hate)

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

(via hate)

  • friends: why are you single?
  • me: have you seen my face?

bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

(via hate)