when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate
all the other kids with the
better run, better run
man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo
"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”
- friends: why are you single?
- me: have you seen my face?